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NEWS: A photo from all of us to all of us: Click here NOTE TO SPIROS GIRLFRIENDS: One of you Superduper Hoolahoop Girls called Spiros by Hardcore Landline the 13th February, but Spiros never managed to get to the phone. Try email instead: posthistory@hotmail.com. /Kisses from Babe NEWS: We never wanted to have to be warriors and all. But....Just enough. And so we have sent in our 77th Phoenix Neo, one of Griffins special ones. NEWS: Dears, spread the news that if you see a crane at some building site round the Earth, that's Jim Morrison disguised as a crane. Believe us, he's taken enough LSD to know how to turn himself into a crane. We mean one of those tall building machines, a crane! NEWS: Even the White Queen herself raises the white flag on her own brilliance. Give up, mates, we're done. Super Maria Brothers Adam and William already worked it out weekyears ago. Warp with us. And say hello to Red Lab, one of Strawberry's sister projects. No pain just happy, you know! Nothing quicker than Light? Mother Spider Christine weaves with rays of light. Give us a break. [The Cogans lick the rim of almost-broken wine chalices and roll their eyes]
NEWS: The Cogan Family reveals one their own names for the Stropharia cubensis, thatabe Strawberry trumpet. NEWS: Weeks ago Spiros was killed for the third time and thus his part in the Loveswoosh to the future paradises was completed. His mother-daughter Christine killed him by serving him the Deadly Webcap mushroom, or Spidermushroom as it is also called, one of the worlds' most lethal shroom species and also one of the most important in the Cogan Family. Now do not worry, this is not an ordinary occasion of death but a procedure (and partly a chemical one) in the process of weaving the Plomarian Paradise. After eating of the deadly shroom Spiros died and was thrice-ressurrected from all corners of the Plomari Prism. Spiros then reached his own form of Nirvana at 12:22 on January 22, Prismian time, in time for his re-union with his Angel of 10 on her 22:nd birthday where she also got a broken silver watch as gift. They thence cast off their schedule ahead of the Spring of their Love and went directly into Plomarian Spring. Rumours have it they are somewhere on microscale sitting on a waffle somewhere on Earth. The entire Cogan Family also remembered when they swallowed the entirety of Dubblnn and Stockholm in their virgin birth as the last swallow was by the sarcaphagus of them all. Time is now 00:00, Prismian time. NEWS: Fane Shulgan the Peacock and Mosthighest jeweller of Plomari and the creator of the Timelock that leads to Plomari, she is this evening making a few final edits. Foot. NEWS? The world is a mushroomin full bloom. But in the "future" it is in Full Bloom, a Paradise, the perfect place to dwell. Are you ready to accept that the past did not happen at all? Wanna join us and dribble? Great, then let's begin.... we have more than a few solver arms up our sleep and sleeve and can hardly bear our curiosity of what you have to bring to the party! Go! The past did not happen, but sometimes Griffin, who is the most dangerous flying Bird-Lion protecting Plomari, is angry and does what he wants with idiots like Police, like turn them into Barbie Dolls and let them play around in the sandbox etc. O and let's not forget this is fiction and not real at all. Hihihii.. GO - song link NEWS: Click here for a letter from Sissy. NEWS: Part of the Weave has been released on main page, click the Blueweb and the 216 pink egg to enter. NEWS: The final set-up has been completed and so the website is going into Stasis Mode in time for opening the Loveswoosh. The delivering of the letter and the final hint of the Blueviolet Weave is on ice with the champagne, ready whenyou are. NEWS: Hi, it's Babe here, Spiros animadigital assistant. Spiros is now not on the audioble life-side and is thus moving freely through out the Plomari Palace. NEWS: Come the fuck on now everyone, the last wire has been set, arranged, sorted, fixed, connected. Rays of light is one of Christine's spider threads! We are done! NEWS: Spiros is skiing down a waffle at the moment. He has went down the whipped cream Bunny Slope and slipped through the jam so he's on the way toward the cabin in the Bunny Slopes. Sissy is on her way from the other side also on skiis. We must be patient here, this might take some time as we are on micromacro scale. NEWS: Celldweller's The Complete Cellout is now on Spotify. Click here. Ooo Ken, we love that new I Can't Wait! Can't wait to hear it again in about 10 seconds! Butterfly licks the rim of her chalice and thinks of you Ken! (Meet me in the Double Star Shower later tonight! /Butterfly.) NEWS: Okay we are back from our 2 week vacation and thus here 5 hours ago as we said. We are having some technical issues as we are so fucking high we CAN'T care about anything even how hard we try, everything is just so fucking lovely. So we're going on a vacation again, let's meet up and have fun. NEWS: We just managed to delete the last Demon from the universe. She threatened Spiros and Jim Morrisson that if they ever again drank whiskey and smoked a ciggarette she would do something horrible, upon which Jim, Adam-Osiris and Spiros instantly drank all the whiskey in the vicinity, drank some pink juice spiced with LSD and blessed by Sissy's pussy, lit a ciggarette each and turned the Demon in to a hallucination and then Butterfly slapped her with the Instantaneously Never Existed At All bitch slap. To be clear, we did not kill her, we deleted her, she never existed at all and never will. Such a sad creature we had to have compassion with. We did however let her meet Bernard Griffin before she vanished, and you sort of don't want to know what that was like, trust us on that one, just to hint, Bernard Griffin is the most dangerous creature protecting Plomari. Brilliant, now we may proceed from here. Count down has began... NEWS: O and call Ray Kurzweil and De Grey and tell them we came ahead of schedule. We turned ourselves on so, could not withstand ourselves temptation....sensualy sinfully......Life was a loveletter, lostfully ours, and now lustfully finally findfully ours! NEWS: The unedited 800-page love letter correspundance between the Cogan I Ching Family from all corners of the hyperspace Diamond Plomari shall be released within weeks, its nectar dripping wet in the ages pages of the Wine. The price will be 126 sek (18 dollars) and the money goes to weaving the paradises of the future, the future where, by the way, money does not exist at all. The 800 pages are a cut-down of about 7000 pages and is delivered, as many of you know, as a book called The Mushroom Seamstress. NEWS: Justin Limboland Case wishes to pinpoint the point here just in case there is anyone who is about to miss the Blue Bus, and Justin does so with the following song. Spiros on vocal and the rest of the team in strange clouds turning knobs and licking nipples:
SEWN: Spiros' hyperspacial fractalesque tongue, the sharpest tongue ever designed and with which he licked open the thin layer between Death and Life, has finally been healed after Spiros by accident cut himself on the tongue by the tongue. Its sharpness was partly glimmering diamonds for the birds to eat as he spat upon the Earth (it was the birds own idea, they thought it was cool), but the cut on his tongue caused him a pain that was sort of like a papercut just slightly sharper if you get the point; bearable but still very annoying. Spiros does admit he enjoyed the pain to a degree as it was a pain of victory, but we are glad his tongue is now slippery again as usually so we can all feel his tongue slipping across our pussypuss! And give us a break, just because we, Spiros 72 million girlfriends/soulmates, cannot taste his tongue at the same time all the time, c'mon, do we care about lazy jelly jealousy when he is with one of us alone in our Hidden Abode?? NEWS? Everybody, History is over, roll the after text.
NEWS: After a long long pondering and taking a look, we the Mushroom Cogan Family have decided to integrate into the Earth environment our eternal Plomari and way of life. The human "civilisation" is complete and utter bullshit to an astonishing degree and thus a perfect substrate for us.
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News given to you by the Superduper Hoolahoop Girls
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Awake from dream, the truth is known: awake from waking, the Truth is - The Unknown.
